Birthday JokesShort Birthday Jokes |
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A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it! Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!" "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Next time, take off the candles." Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday? A: It was a flappy one! Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday? A: It was a sappy one! Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? A: "Hey, what's eating you?" Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? A: It was a tappy one! Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom! Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When it's been sliced. Q: How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? A: He has a whale of a party! Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? A: "Hi, Buster." Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: "Don't birthdays burn you up?" Q: Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks! Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? A: In a cat-alogue! Q: What did the big candle say to the little candle? A: "You're too young to go out." Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A: Because it was marble cake! Q: What does a clam do on his birthday? A: He shellabrates! Q: How can you tell that you're getting old? A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you! Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? A: Angel food cake, of course! Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? A: Shortcake! Q: What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A: A birthday pheasant! Q: Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? A: On his birthday flake! Q: What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? A: Mice cream and cake! Q: What party game do rabbits like to play? A: Musical Hares. |
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